When you get to Scandinavia you’ll want to hang with a moose.
First you are going to have to find one. It’s going to suck.
Start off in these swampy, gross meadows.
Eww.
At night finding moose is boooooooring.
Try not to get distracted by these…
Or this.
Not even this.
Try this time of day.
Then once you find one…
There are a few rules to follow.
Rule 1: Blend in.
In this image: The King of Sweden (seriously).
Rule 2: Only incredibly good looking blonde girls may feed them.
Rule 3: Don’t be fooled by imitations.
Not a moose.
Rule 4: Have a drink with one. They’re really good at sharing.
Rule 5: Don’t let them drink too much or you’ll have to help them home.
If you stay on track and keep your eyes on the prize, you could end up being this guy.
We love this guy.
