Sometimes things can go awry, be thankful this isn’t you

Flashy items may come and go, but travel memories are forever.

Seriously, don’t even waste your time going overseas. You really won’t enjoy it.

Including breaking a few French laws that no one ever knew existed.

Including bringing back the postcard, running routes with a view in any country, and seeing the best auroral activity, anytime.

It’s going to be eggcellent. Not yolking.